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Slam Dunk’n Hoes: Worst Mixtape Covers Ever

I first was gonna write a post about some of the best album artwork in hip-hop.  I decided that might be too boring, so instead I’m gonna try and find the worst.  And forget about albums, nothing can be nearly as terrifying as a shitty mixtape cover.

Slam Dunk’n Hoes?  Are you fucking serious? He’s literally slam dunking her on a hoop as high as his knee.

I think this was made in MS Paint.

I like how they even have the blue stripe at the top of the box.  Some people just have no respect for copyright laws, but I guess that’s how the mixtape game works.

50 cent as a Transformer isn’t bad standing up, but Wayne and Jada are on their “just landed out of the megatron 3000 chopper and I’m coming for you” mode.

Please, you three, save me from Charles Hamilton!

Now that I think about it, Shiest Bubz and the Purple City Family and Candyland kinda mesh pretty well together.  This is some real hood ish.

Forget about the cockroaches, gorillas, and nasty hamburgers; the thing that makes me gag when I look at this is that dudes hair.

So if you plan on making a mixtape anytime soon, throw down the money and please, pretty please get a decent design.  Otherwise, you will just end up finding yourself permanently embarrassed because some blog on the internet that made a round up post like this.

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Tags: 50 cent, asher roth, charles hamilton, drake, jadakiss, lil' flip, lil' wayne

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07 2009

by clutch
posted in THINK PIECES
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   slimcharles #

   07.14.2009 14:48

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   ahaha @The Leprechaun; at least Lil Flip’s cover is funny. That Jimmy Jones (CAPOOO) cover is just, plain and simple, turrible.
2. 

   clutch #

   07.14.2009 15:00

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   the jim jones one is like a terrible mash up of a Time magazine cover and the carter 3 and ready to die
3. 

   dizzy #

   07.14.2009 16:41

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   Rapformers! lmao
4. 

   andyd #

   07.14.2009 16:49

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   haha yeah dizz, jeezy and 50 as giant transforming robots still wearing sideways fitteds…that shit is ridiculous
5. 

   seanermc #

   07.14.2009 18:41

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   haha summada worst shit i done eer seen
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   miss.akw #

   10.23.2009 05:31

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   hahaha lil flip… straight up photoshop abuse. all this shits ridiculous loll
   def on the so bad it’s good tip..
7. 

   Nicole #

   12.22.2009 22:08

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   lol, call me crazy… but i actually kinda like the CandyLand cover.
8. 

   Егор #

   01.13.2010 17:11

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   Да уж… После прочтения даже мне эта тема стала интересна.

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