The most epic of battles: Biggie versus Pac, Sox v Yankees, Lakers v Celtics, Liddell v Couture, Kobe v Shaq. They’ve all played out in the most beautiful, painful and glorious of ways. But theres nothing beautiful or glorious about Kobe versus Shaq this time, though it may be a bit painful to watch. Now this is some old stuff, mind you, I’m sure both guys have gotten a lot better at rapping since the 90s (even though you know you owned Shaq Diesel back in the day). To his credit, Shaq has a big stage presence, maybe owing to his 7 foot 13” 350 pound frame. And Kobe seems as if he’s gone in before… once or twice. Have a look though, and tell me you won’t be chanting “Kobe, how my ass taste?” when you’re at the bar tonight.